Tushie Cookies (aka Wedgie Biscuits)

       I developed the Tushie Cookie out of necessity - a kind of providential discovery. It happens that I was attending a butt-themed party, but had nothing to bring. It would not be delicious to bring toilet paper, underwear or anything remotely bathroom related, so after much brainstorming, I decided to make edible glutei. To make them more modest (and more realistic in appearance), I covered the crack with panty-shaped frosting. It's a delicious treat suited for all ages, personality types and hunger levels. 

RECIPE

• make your favorite sugar cookie dough. 
• roll out the dough
• obtain a heart-shaped cookie cutter and then cut out a bunch of hearts
• delicately lop off the pointy party of the heart and voila, you got yourself some hot little cheeks
• The longer you cook them, the tanner they get. It's up to you to keep these buns from burning
• make your favorite sugar cookie frosting recipe
• dye the frosting a whole bunch of underwear colors
• then paint your favorite style undergarment onto your freshly-baked rump. 

Eat your artisanal butts with pride and joy. xo