Vulva Interview: with Rugosa Rose
TFC: When is the last time you
RR: last week. i was on my yoga mat in downward-facing-dog position
facing a full-length mirror in broad-daylight. i have a cute freckle on my left-labia and as it turns out,
so does my sister!
TFC: What does it look like to
RR: like a purple Rugosa Rose...ravaged w/reckless abandon on the outside; while tender & tingly on the inside
TFC: Age at first orgasm?
RR: 12
TFC: How did you achieve it?
RR: by accident. i was playing w/my
barbie dolls and was changing their clothes.
i held them in btwn my legs to keep them steady as I
disrobed them. the barbie dolls' legs slipped deeper
into my crotch, and it was at that moment that i felt
the tingle and once i figured out how to repeat that
sensation, i've never stopped.
TFC: What does an orgasm feel like to you?
RR: the ultimate high; the feeling of riding the wave..ebb & flow
TFC: Do you have a definition for orgasm?
RR: YES.
two main types; "clitoral" and "vaginal".
two very different orgasms.
the clitoral is a quick-jolt, a short-story. and self-achieved.
the vaginal is a whole drama, story-arcs, curve-balls, peaks&valleys
it's got characters and extras; it's a drama; not a short story!
TFC: When was your most recent orgasm and what were the circumstances?
RR: Aahh..just last week..hotel-sex w/my hot boyfriend in vegas, baby!
we love banging in bathrooms!
TFC: Have you ever had trouble reaching orgasm? if so, how did it make you feel?
RR: Yes! Made me feel LIKE SHIT! frustrated/angry
TFC: What did you do to overcome?
RR: MASTURBATE UNTIL I MADE MYSELF SORE!
TFC: Have any nicknames for your vulva?
RR: my boyfriend *lovingly* named it the "gyonster".
TFC: What is the best piece of sex advice you've ever received?
RR: I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED ANY GOOD SEX ADVICE FROM ANY OUTSIDE SOURCE!
i trust my heart, my head and my vulva.